Friday Nights
Friday nights are for:
elastic waist pajamas
Modern Family marathon*
frozen dinner**
box of wine
leftover Halloween candy (all the Butterfingers)
political debates***
good friends
fuzzy dog
* in the event of preemption, substitute with General Hospital on Hulu or something on Netflix/Amazon Prime
** in the event of an empty freezer, call for a quinoa bowl from Piezoni's
*** only relevant every four years